So now we're married. It was a right pain in the arse, though. We got to the registry office just after 10. It took us a few minutes to find anybody who worked there. Then they told us, "No, sorry, you have to get the Certificate of No Impediment to Marriage...

So it's Christmas eve. I have mixed feelings about Christmas, but I'll refrain from either getting all grinchy or trying to describe the surreality of Christmas with Chinese characteristics (which all two and half people reading this know all about already...

Alright, I know it's really two seriously underdeveloped articles masquerading as one, but what the fuck, I don't care, here it is: 奇怪。今天我看中央一的新闻联播。平时，开始，新闻联播先报道国家领导去哪儿，做什么，跟谁聊天。今天不是。今天新闻联播开始报道一些农业的问题。奇怪？有点奇怪。重要？当然了！中国最大的问题不是人权，也不是环境。这两个问题都特别重要，可是最重要的问题，就是三农问题。反正，人权和环境的问题是三农问题的一部分。环境不好，我们吃什么饭？没有人权，我们吃什么饭？我们吃的饭是从哪儿来的？...

Yeah, I know, I've neglected this blog. I've neglected everything recently. Haven't studied. Haven't written more than inane bullshit comments on the news on my LJ..... I know. Soon.