note to my soon-to-be-former school

Publié le par chrislzh

This is a note to this school that I am about to leave:

In future, when refurbishing the foreign teachers' apartments, make sure you buy toilets with seats that can support the weight of at least a 70 kilo man. I'm serious about this. Really. I'm not fat. I am, in fact, incredibly thin. I have always weighed considerably less than the average for a New Zealander. Even here in north China I'm probably on the lighter side of average. If a toilet seat snaps right in two under my weight as I'm trying to take a shit, nearly sending me into the toilet, then there is something seriously wrong, and it's not my weight.

    yours sincerely,

        Disturbed in Haidian

So it's not too bad from my point of view. The toilet is still mostly useable. Of course, should I need to defecate again before we leave I will either have to time it so that I'm near a reasonably clean and useable public toilet or in a well-appointed restaurant, or I'll have to pop next door to the public loos. I'm not sure what lzh is going to do, though.

But given this record I have developed in China of breaking Western-style toilets, I suspect that, if we ever manage to save enough money to buy a house here, we're going to have to install a Chinese-style squat. I've never broken one of those. Yet.

Thing is, I weigh a little less than 70 kilos. How could someone as thin as me have a toilet seat break under his weight? This is ridiculous.

Publié dans chrislzh

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